Style Invitational Week 1126: How do your cartoon captions Staake up? Plus the winning ‘grandfoals’ of Week 1122 It’s the umpteenth (or maybe umpeenth-plus-one) Bob Staake cartoon caption contest. (Bob Staake for The Washington Post ) By Pat Myers May 28 (Click here to skip down <#report> to the winning “grandfoal” names of Week 1122.) Style Invitational Cartoonist for All Time Bob Staake might be immersed in his latest project, the children’s book “Beachy and Me” (it’s about a whale). But fortunately for the Invitational, Bob is able to immerse himself into 27 things at once. And so once again:*Provide a humorous caption for any of the cartoons above.* Although the people in the cartoons don’t seem to be talking, feel free to “quote” them anyway. Winner gets the Inkin’ Memorial , the Lincoln statue bobblehead that is the official Style Invitational trophy. Second place receives the Flyshooter, a little pistol-shaped gadget with which you shoot a spinning swatter disk at a fly. The Empress, while she is famously callous to the misery of ink-deprived Losers, actually wouldn’t hurt a fly, at least for fun. And so she recommends this only for aiming at trouser zippers. Donated by Dave Prevar. Other runners-up win their choice of a yearned-for Loser Mug or the ardently desired “Whole Fools” Grossery Bag. Honorable mentions get a lusted-after Loser magnet designed by Staake: either “The Wit Hit the Fan” or “Hardly Har-Har.” First Offenders receive a smelly tree-shaped air “freshener” (FirStink for their first ink). E-mail entries to /losers@washpost.com / or, if you were born in the 19th century, fax to 202-334-4312. Deadline is Monday, June 8; results published June 28 (online June 25). You may submit up to 25 entries per contest. Include “Week 1126” in your e-mail subject line or it might be ignored as spam. Include your real name, postal address and phone number with your entry. See contest rules and guidelines at wapo.st/InvRules . The headline for this week’s results is by Kevin Dopart; the honorable-mentions subhead is by Tom Witte. Join the lively Style Invitational Devotees group on Facebook at /on.fb.me/invdev ./ “Like” the Style Invitational Ink of the Day on Facebook at /bit.ly/inkofday. / *The Style Conversational: *The Empress’s weekly online column (published late Thursday) discusses each new contest and set of results. Especially if you plan to enter, check it out at wapo.st/styleconv . And the results of the Style Invitational contest posted four weeks ago . . . *REFILLIES: THE WINNING “GRANDFOALS” OF WEEK 1122: ** *InWeek 1122, * our 10th annual “grandfoals” contest, we asked the Losers to “breed” any two “foal” names produced in Week 1118 by breeding two names from a list of this year’s Triple Crown nominees. Since most of the initial foal names already contained puns, this week’s winners are poly-punsaturated. Here are just a few of the many worthy ponies drawn from more than 1,500 entries. Funny but sent by too many people: *:oscopy x 2B Continued = ;oscopy; Buzzed Aldrin x Kinky Tut = Astronaughty. * 4th place: *To the Manna Born x Kinky Tut = To the Man o’ Porn* (Chris Doyle, Ponder, Tex.) 3rd place: *BobDylan’sMustache x Let My Pimple Go = How’d a Zit Feel?* (Brendan Beary, Great Mills, Md.) 2nd place and the Marcin Gortat action figure: *Look Ma No Hanes x Absolut Zero = Me and My Kelvins* (Pam Sweeney, Burlington, Mass.) And the winner of the Inkin’ Memorial: *:oscopy x Not With Tongue = NOT WITH TONGUE!!! * (Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park, Md.) Castoffspring: honorable mentions *Look Ma No Hanes x Car Per Diem = Ex-pants Account* (Susan Thompson, Cary, N.C.) *Brooklyn hEights x Tough, Customer! = BridgeOfNoReturn* (Beverley Sharp, Montgomery, Ala.) *:oscopy x Chat With Dentist = .ontist* (Jeff Shirley, Richmond, Va.) *Black-Eyed Sousa x Paternity Soot = Tuba Litigation* (Nan Reiner, sent from Boca Raton, Fla.) *Chat With Dentist x Car Per Diem = Hertz!* (Carol Ann Linder, Arlington, Va.; Francis Canavan, Reston, Va.) *Paternity Soot x Flew the Co-op = DNAWOL* (Gary Crockett, Chevy Chase, Md.) *GermanOfTheBored x Full Employment = Merkel Workers* (Chris Doyle) *Hellene a Handbag x Full Employment = Grecian, Earn* (Nan Reiner) *Hellene a Handbag x Look Ma No Hanes = GreeksBaringGifts* (Ben Aronin, Washington) *Hellene a Handbag x Pipes Are Clogging = Loogie Vuitton* (Dave Zarrow, Reston) *Spamalot x Hellene a Handbag = GeNuiNe GuCCi BaG$* (Emily Davis, Bloomington, Ind.) *I Tolled You So x Paternity Soot = EZ Pa *(Jeff Shirley) *I Tolled You So x Fe Fi Ho Hum = EZ Passé *(Jeff Shirley) *No Movie x In Like Lint = GreatAmericanNavel* (Ben Aronin) *Sphinxter x Jack and the Beans = Hole Enchilada* (Pam Sweeney) *Jack and the Beans x Tuten C’mon = Common Tootin’* (Jeff Hazle, Woodbridge, Va.) *Stairway to Heavin x Leave Delight On = LED Zeppelin* (Chris Doyle) *Stairway to Heavin x Pipes Are Clogging = Load Zeppelin* (Rob Huffman, Fredericksburg, Va.) *Let My Pimple Go x So Long, Succor = Zit Outta Luck* (Larry Passar, Reston, Va.) *Stan Musical x Let My Pimple Go = AsGoodAsZitGetz* (Tom Witte, Montgomery Village, Md.) *Ovi Ovi Ovi x Paternity Soot = OyVey OyVey OyVey* (Ellen Raphaeli, Falls Church, Va.; Sam Laudenslager, Burke, Va.) *Ovi Ovi Ovi x I Tolled You So = HOVi HOVi HOVi * (Jeff Shirley) *So Long, Succor x Prince Charmin = T.P. Barnum* (Laurie Brink, Cleveland, Mo.) *To the Manna Born x Prince Charmin = Miracle Whipple* (Kevin Dopart, Washington) *Black-Eyed Sousa x Even Snider = Simper Fidelis* (Emily Davis) *Absolut Zero x Teuton-khamun = The Kelvinator *(Steve Honley, Washington) *:oscopy x Jack Bauer = Keister Sutherland* (Stephen Gilberg, Silver Spring, Md.) *Look Ma No Hanes x :oscopy = Polyp Your Pants* (Jon Gearhart, Des Moines) *Absolut Zero x Full Employment = Kelvin and Jobs* (Rob Wolf, Gaithersburg, Md.; Harold Mantle, Lafayette, Calif.) *Absolut Zero x Kabeerpong = Kelvin and Hops* (Matt Monitto, Bristol, Conn.) *Burst Your Bauble x Spamalot = Bling Out Your Dead* (Dudley Thompson, Cary, N.C.) *Brinks Rubbery x Who Needs Ink? = Br___s Rubbery* (Bill Verkuilen, Brooklyn Park, Minn.) *Brinks Rubbery x Flew the Co-op = Bounced Chick* (Don Kirkpatrick, Waynesboro, Pa.) *Car Per Diem x Neil Strongarm = Porsche Control* (Danielle Nowlin, Fairfax Station, Va.) *Stairway to Heavin x Car Per Diem = Sick Transit* (Laura Bennett Peterson, Washington) *Chat With Dentist x Gone Tomorrow = BitewingConspiracy* (Howard Walderman, Columbia, Md.) *Chat With Dentist x Not With Tongue = Wuhh Up Oc?* (Larry Passar) *Chat With Dentist x Poise N the Hood = Pulled Out Aplomb* (Brad Alexander, Wanneroo, Australia) *Poise N the Hood x Etsy Wetsy = Wearing It Wrong* (Marilyn Pifer, Falls Church, Va.) *The Cope Diamond x Fur and Balanced = Cope of Good Ape* (Dudley Thompson) *Jack Bauer x :oscopy = 24-Ow Service* (Steve Honley) *Magnum, T.I. x Jack and the Beans = Magnum, T.P.* (Brian Cohen, Norfolk, Va.; Danielle Nowlin) *Magnum, T.I. x Tough, Customer = Magnum T.S.* (Susan Thompson) *Julius Seizure x TuskegeeExperiment = Grand MalPractice* (Jonathan Hardis, Gaithersburg, Md.) *Leave Delight On x KO Pectate = Motel Sicks* (George-Ann Rosenberg, Washington) *KO Pectate x Paternity Soot = Runs in the Family* (Jonathan Paul) *Look Ma No Hanes x Paypal Bull = DanglinPartEpistle* (Frank Osen, Pasadena, Calif.) *Neil Strongarm x Medieval Knievel = ResistanceIsFeudal *(Jan Brandstetter, Mechanicsville, Md.) *Medieval Knievel x Paypal Bull = Serf and Turf* (Ellen Raphaeli) *Rush Lintball x Pipes Are Clogging = Joe the Plumber* (Harold Mantle) *Look Ma No Hanes x Leave Delight On = Fruit of the Lumen* (Pam Sweeney) *Who Needs Ink x Look Ma No Hanes = Losing Streak* (Beverley Sharp; Brad Alexander) *Still running — deadline Monday night, June 1: our contest to chop the end off a song title to humorous effect. See bit.ly/invite1125. *